A Paul is an absolute mong. He is the biggest mong out of the entire group of friends. He is constantly called a 'mong' and 'smooth brain' by his peers. A Paul is usually into music and obsesses about guns and won't shut up about them until you tell him that you didn't ask. He loves video games such as Rainbow Six Siege (even though he's complete rubbish at it). Apart from the fact that he has a smooth brain, is a mong and looks like an alien, he is still one of the mates and is well respected by his peers for his friendliness and camaraderie.
Person 1: "Omg, he won't shut up about his favourite operators in Rainbow Six Siege"
Person 2: "I know right, he is such a Paul"
Person 2: "I know right, he is such a Paul"
by Darayavaus November 11, 2020
Get the Paulmug. 
When a person is given so much wine, and an unknown quantity of any other number of substances so they are no longer able to make clear judgement decisions.
Raul handed Becky a big, black, bottle of wine, hoping desperately she would get Paul Mayer’d… never to remember what might happen.
by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022
Get the Paul Mayermug. Paul K. Pernerewski Jr.
by mr bippitywippity June 26, 2024
Get the Paul K. Pernerewski Jr.mug. someone that works at hcfe (hartlepool college of further education) doing the esports qualification and can be bossy now and again and makes us miss our bus.
by NatBro May 5, 2023
Get the paulmug. 
a TV program.
by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
Get the Paul O'Grady, For the Love of Dogsmug.