I’m baby

Usually used by small “wholesome” girls. Indicates a need for affection that their parents failed to provide. Often associated with the 🥺 emoji. Also used to excuse clumsy/stupid actions in the “But I’m baby” form.

“Kate, this is the sixth time you’ve overcooked the boba!”

“But.... but I’m baby 🥺”

“No u ain’t”

by Buffarlos March 18, 2020

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bush baby

(noun) A child whose father is in an irregular relationship with the mother, or possibly unknown. In the latter case, may also be known as a "spree baby".

"Sally and Joe are from Maria's first marriage, but Jerry is her bush baby."

by anarcissie May 17, 2008

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baby shit

Noun. A very soft bowel movement, usually green with a very foul odor. Can be associated with sharp pains to the stomach and burning around the rectum.

"Dude, I just took a dump and I've got baby shit."

by dcappy April 25, 2006

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Baby Sanchez

A female version of the "dirty sanchez" After intercourse the woman wipes some of the cum "babies" on her finger leans in for a kiss and wipes her baby filled finger across the upper lip of her man... leaving him with a baby sanchez!

"Carlos was awfully mouthy before sex tonight so Kristina left him with a baby sanchez after the lovins"

by ksommers<3muffin April 14, 2010

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baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

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