Polar Bear Polo

A game played on the outer borders of Canada. Five players, on two teams, on either side of a snowy field try to move a severed seal head into the opponent's goal while riding atop polar bears. Each player is issued a wooden hockey stick to move the seal head, also known as "the nugget". The winning team is awarded a walrus to do with as they please, although it is customary to gather in a circle around the walrus and club that shit to death.

I lost my arm in an intense game of Polar Bear Polo but my team still won the walrus. Cant be mad aboot that eh?

by ezRusty93 November 2, 2011

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010

Huggy Teddy Bear Club

A club for people like alex and garrett where the only requirement to join is that you never get any (even when you make a pact) and are only a "Huggy Teddy Bear" to girls.

Damn, I need to find a way to get out of this Huggy Teddy Bear Club so I might get a girl.

by Alex Baldwin August 22, 2004

San Gabrial Bear Rat

While eating pussy from behind she shits on your face.

I was getting freaky with this girl and she showed me the San Gabrial Bear Rat.

by C~rabbit July 4, 2012

Brown Bear, Golden Shower

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.

Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

by TJamie January 5, 2012

Bad News Bears

(noun) A person who is not very nice, does mean things, and thinks they're better than everyone else. They are not the most warm people to be around. They judge others without getting to know them. They are either insecure and take their frustration out on others or just get
pleasure from being mean. This is the nicer word to call people like this.

"That person is such a Bad News Bears."

"Girl 1: Oh my gosh, my boyfriend is talking to so many girls! They're such whores!"

"Girl 2: Stop being a Bad News Bears, they're probably just friends."

by blobfishlover5 April 15, 2013

Bear Creek High School

DO NOT GO TO THIS GAY ASS SCHOOOOL!!! It's cold as balls all the time. Teachers got Brussel sprouts fades, out here walkin the halls lookin like angry beetles smh. They don't even look fly, talking about some "those shorts too short" homie yo hairline too short adios. And the students aren't even lit. Be out here wildin suckin Dick in south hall, makin sex tapes, sending nudes. And shit the hallways smell like a damn creek. adios

maaaaan only thotties go to bear creek high school.

by BITCHYEETT May 18, 2016