straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

costume straight

Word for a bisexual.

That man is costume straight.

by jerry dow May 24, 2019

Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 21, 2018

Straight Fuck

When two straight dudes fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

straight white girl appreciation day

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.

Happy straight white girl appreciation day!

by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023

Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.

He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.

by Nostrovio January 31, 2024