#5

When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.

While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!

by Hairyballbag3 August 17, 2017

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5:12

if i cld heal the scars
show u what u r
bind the wounds of disbelief that brought u down so hard
i would be the tourniquet around ur doubting heart
all in due tiem

5:12
if u believ in nuthin else
Just keep believing in urself
therell b times of trouble
Its finna hurt lk HELL

this much ino:
All ends well
it all ends well ... 🤞

-Alter bridge (Myles Kennedy,Mark Tremonti,rest of the Creed bozos)

by Bobbert665 December 5, 2024

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Bar 5

Bar 5, extending your hand and smacking your significate other
on his/her tight ass as a greeting.

I'm gonna bar 5 my wife when i get home.

by drjemt May 4, 2009

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Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

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