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Jesus

Anna: Jesus is trans.
Transphobic Christians: NO, HE ISN'T!!!! 😭😭😭😭
by pangenderbitch November 27, 2021
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Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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maria de jesus

Maria de jesus meaning "Jesus mother" or "mother of Jesus", if you ever meet one she will bring you good luck and fortune, she puts a smile on everyone's face, she is quick to turn heads and to get praised, if you fall in love with one you won't ever stop even if it doesn't work out she will leave an imprint on you forever, she's a kind hearted soul who just wants to be loved deep down inside, don't ever let go of her if you have her because once she's gone she's gone forever.
"maria de jesus has arrived"
"Maria de jesus can you pass that over please?"
by Commonroses August 27, 2022
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jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
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Jesus built

When someone is naturally strong/lean and never goes to the gym or has an open refusal to going to the gym.
“How’s he that strong he never goes to the gym?”
I guess he’s just jesus built”
by Big Yang Wang December 2, 2022
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Jesu

also known "Papi J" this alien being from another universe is usually a very nice person although other people may refer to him as God He isn't although He is a top D.
by thatonerandomguyonurbandict October 22, 2023
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