Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 04, 2024

Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.

I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.

by LugNutz June 03, 2023

jake handzelek

a man who likes red heads blondes trains and feet

liam your doing your jake handzelek impression by licking feet!

by Ham_And_Cheese March 08, 2022

jake iminson

Jake Iminson is clever, cute, funny and smart. When he smiles you can’t help but smile back.

i Wish jake Iminson would ask me out!

by Orangerabbit77 April 09, 2019

Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap

Jake and Evie are soulmates

by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 02, 2022