A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023
Get the Birdmug. by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
Get the 45th bird housemug. kilos of cocaine
No clothes in the closet, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds
by rack city bitch #2 January 24, 2023
Get the all birdsmug. When you get near birds they usually fly away, so when you call someone a Bird it means that whenever you're near someone he/she/they are always running away from you cause they are scared and/or want nothing to do with you.
"You be running your mouth on ig, but when its square up, you be a Bird'
"She be acting like a Bird} around me"
"She be acting like a Bird} around me"
by skinnibackribs May 27, 2020
Get the Birdmug. by I am a SANS-ational person. :> February 26, 2021
Get the Birdmug. Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!
by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022
Get the bird kissmug. by Sanjit Krishnamurthy March 17, 2025
Get the Momma Birdmug.