Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.
by J a w s h October 29, 2010
Get the Retarded Surprisemug. by Shriggaslayer69 October 13, 2019
Get the Retardmug. by HaKdogMen January 17, 2020
Get the Retardmug. A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022
Get the Extraphysical Retardationmug. People who drive 10+ miles under the speed limit even though the speed sign is clearly shown.
People who text and drive.
Republican candidates after 1930.
People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
People who text and drive.
Republican candidates after 1930.
People who have a perfectly functioning brain yet choose to be self entitled and ignorant.
Friend1: Why is the person in front of us not following the speed limit?They have plenty of room to go faster.
Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
Friend2: Probably just some retard on their phone.
by givesnofucks26 June 16, 2023
Get the Retardmug. A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
Get the Retarded Moosemug. by its ya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 21, 2022
Get the Retardmug.