A person that you are becoming distant with, someone that you feel like you could love if you or them tried harder to do so. If you happen to be in a relationship with your Petal person, they don't tell you much and rarely respond to you.
Payton: I need to be more like a petal person towards my toxic friends so I can get more used to ignoring when I finally cut them off
by WailingWhisper May 27, 2023
Get the Petal personmug. Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥
Example 1
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023
Get the Pew Pew personmug. A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.
by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018
Get the Wilson (person)mug. person 1: hows it going
person 100000000000000000000000000: decent, but i wonder where person ∞ is
person ∞: hello, you have searched for me, now, its time to kill person 0 who will kill us all
person 100000000000000000000000000: decent, but i wonder where person ∞ is
person ∞: hello, you have searched for me, now, its time to kill person 0 who will kill us all
by [insert letter spam here] May 31, 2021
Get the person ∞mug. On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
Get the Slap a tall person daymug. It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
Get the Masturbatory personality disordermug. Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
Get the that sounds like a personal problemmug.