A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
by Legene July 29, 2019
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This couple came to me with a proposition and I accepted it but half way through it s the woman pulled a David Copperfield on me and disappeared leaving me to satisfy her man
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