Straight nipple

When one of a persons nipple is always errect

Ronnie has a bad case of straight nipple.

by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019

Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

straight-dogging

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg

a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro

by the apls_ January 8, 2022

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Straight up batshit crazy

The ultimate type of crazy. You can't be more crazy than straight up batshit crazy!

The thing Jack said yesterday was straight up batshit crazy.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 21, 2018