American Fortune Cookie

The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.

"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."

by Dadornetto April 24, 2018

cream n cookies

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

Sus cookie

Someone you like but they are being sus

You are a sus cookie

by Hot cookie May 1, 2022

Brookie Cookie

A stupid slow bitch who has no female friends or interaction. Is about to be blocked bc he doesn’t know how to talk and keeps ghosting me 😒

“ ur such a freaking Brookie Cookie. “- ur cutie self
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie

by Aubbey_waubbey February 8, 2023

Tropi-Cookie

a fruit like cookie, taste like a fruit looks like a cookie.

"do you want an apple?" "No, i'd rather have a Tropi-Cookie!"

by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021

Window Cookie

When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.

Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.

Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.

by arceebee February 20, 2021

Burned cookie

You a hoe or can mean you get passed around and all you just want is d*ck or p*ssy and also mean your no good every one had you

Look at her,him being a burned cookie

by Luh bra shiesty November 19, 2023