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david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david
by ollieooop March 16, 2024
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David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?
by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024
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David

The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.
Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life
by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021
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David Bergeron

Yo that kid Kyle is a total David Bergeron
by FinnyTheFlopper May 2, 2022
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David

Davids are a vibe, they are dope and very cool.
Dang, David has the vibes.
by Definitely NOT David January 26, 2023
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David Jurado

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends
by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
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David

sexy yeah boiiiiiiiiiii
~~YES DADDY DAVID OH MAH GAHHH DO IT FASTER!!!~~~
by Bomeo October 5, 2022
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