root beer

Something your husband will say he is going to drink at a party besides beer. But just by saying this, it is completely obvious that he is going to get wasted and make bad decisions.

Gonna go down to the lake with the boys and have some "root beer".

by whycantigetanamethatisnttaken May 10, 2018

Beer blister

The blister that forms when you are out of practice opening twist tops

That’s a helluva beer blister you got

by Moreasstolove August 13, 2023

pimp beer

When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.

Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.

by HillyDupes July 16, 2020

Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021

beer

the greatest thing in the ever

it can get you drunk or help you with your homework

approved by parents all over the world

Person 1: Hey, want some BEER?"

Person 2: "Yes, I was hoping to finish my homework!"

by verycewlperson November 17, 2022

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"

by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010