pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.

Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!

by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024

Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.

Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!

by PikminFan2000 April 27, 2024

Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.

Hey do you want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Bag a Beer

Pouring a peer into a plastic sand-which bag, sealing it, and then ripping off the corner and chugging the beer. Similar to a beer bong

Hey anyone want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Dirty Beer

Another word for sex which is more subtle in a crowded area.

Chloe do you want dirty beer?

by Alan4567 May 2, 2024

Stephan nose beer

When you peel the top of the beer open past the opening hole in a way that looks like you punched your nose into the top of your beer

I see your stephaning your beers now.
Here I'll show you how to make a Stephan nose beer.

by Gaylordjohnson79 May 4, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024