rubber pie

The act of taking off the condom post ejaculation, spreading the lips of her vagina, and pouring it in. This is most of the time used by TriHex viewers at twitch.tv/trihex

"Yo Trihex what did you do to your girl after working out?"
"I gave her a rubber pie. It was bomb Kappa"

by NoClownToke July 9, 2016

scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

german pie

When you put it in her ass then her puss and cum on her face and pieces of shit come out it resembles a German marshmallow pie

Dude I gave Susan a German pie last night she loves it like thanksgiving

by Middletoe365 June 2, 2016

sweatie pie

When you accidentally spell sweetie pie wrong and call your spouse it for the last 10 YEARS!!

That's great news sweatie pie. Don't check my armpits

by Dirty Dohnut May 29, 2016

Pie Bowl

A fat man that gets lots of women and no one understands how. He is a super cool guy that is easy to get along with.

Damn! Pie Bowl is at it again! Did you see that cute girl he slept with?! I don't understand how he does it.

by Jeff Z May 24, 2016

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016