To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip April 7, 2011
Get the Mitts In My Oven mug.A term which although originated in Singapore, is becoming increasing popularized in the region of Hong Kong and Guangdong. It acts as a synonym for disappointment, specifically referring to one getting their hopes up, only to have it let down by a twist of fate.
Herbert: Hey whatsup?
Wayne: Not much, dropped my nuggets..
Herbert: Oh shit what happened?
Wayne: I studied all night to ace a test today, but it got canceled!
Wayne: Not much, dropped my nuggets..
Herbert: Oh shit what happened?
Wayne: I studied all night to ace a test today, but it got canceled!
by Jackson Theodore October 27, 2010
Get the Dropped my Nuggets mug.The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).
It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!
by chrispy licker May 27, 2010
Get the butter my tenderloaf mug.Rupert: Look at that dead body on those rocks over there
Keith: Oh my nan!
Rupert: We have maths homework.
Keith: Oh my nan that's so gay.
Keith: Oh my nan!
Rupert: We have maths homework.
Keith: Oh my nan that's so gay.
by chippendale keith July 31, 2005
Get the oh my nan mug.the female equivalent of a cock block, to "plug a rug" is to impede a female during flirtation or other attempts at mating with the opposite sex. the phrase is a combination of the word rug, here reffering to the pubic hair of a womans vagina, and the word plug, or to block off a hole, such as the vagina, thus creating the phrase "plug my rug" or "block off my vagina" or "prevent me from getting dick tonight", which are all synonymous with each other.
"oh my gosh tiffany, i was totally talking to charlie before you came over here and interrupted us! way to plug my rug, bitch!"
"jesus christ, that cute guy over there is walking towards me, kelsey! dont plug my rug, ok?"
"jesus christ, that cute guy over there is walking towards me, kelsey! dont plug my rug, ok?"
by friedkabob1225 January 2, 2009
Get the plug my rug mug.Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.
“Not gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)
“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”
(Looks over)
“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”
by BigVic4151 March 16, 2019
Get the Got my socks on mug.A full throttle jerk-out of the male’s semen from the penis by the mouth, once the blowjob has reached the climax by ejaculation.
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