The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
by Kyle N. October 20, 2008
Get the keg juice mug.A built-to-taste makeshift cocktail popular among college students. Comprising of a 2L bottle with a mysterious amount of soda in it, topped off with cheap high-proof vodka and lots of Kool-Aid Powder. Generally it tastes pretty nasty, but it makes a great pre-game to any good night!
Jeff: Hey dude! We're going out to the bridge over East to look for places to smoke our pot. It'll be an adventure! You wanna come?
Sarah: Hells Yeah! Let me drink some of my Adventure Juice before we leave!
Sarah: Hells Yeah! Let me drink some of my Adventure Juice before we leave!
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American sem girl 1: oh no what happened to you!
American sem girl 2: I slipped on some Rova juice all the way down Or Hachaim street in front of a bunch or tourists! It was mamish humiliating
American sem girl 1: well Baruch Hashem you’re okay
American sem girl 2: I slipped on some Rova juice all the way down Or Hachaim street in front of a bunch or tourists! It was mamish humiliating
American sem girl 1: well Baruch Hashem you’re okay
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