Jesus

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl
Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine
by November 23, 2021
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“…But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also. And if anyone would sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well. And if anyone forces you to go one mile, go with him two miles.”
(Jesus Christ, Matthew 5:39–41, ESV).
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"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"
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Prophet in Islam, NOT A GOD
juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
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A religious figure, who falsly claims to be god, instead of Danny De Vito
It appears, that while jesus was making miracles, he was super high on crack. The church is removing every record of him, and replacing it with Danny De Vito
by Sab-E.R November 19, 2018
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by fordashy is gay December 18, 2022
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person1: i believe in jesus
by I'm in the next door :) May 01, 2022
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