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David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
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David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023
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David

David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
Fuck me David is so good!
by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021
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David

Damn you so David
by Clickclacker13944 February 10, 2020
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David

A player that hurts girls, he is very tall and usually has brown hair. He is nice to his friends and family and that is about it. David thinks about usually only himself, doesn't take other peoples feelings into consideration. David can never keep a girlfriend for usually more than 1 week.
Damnnnn never date David! He'll be gone in a FLASH!
by B.Shoootsss April 27, 2019
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David

David is a retard
by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024
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