American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.

When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.

by Spud770 April 25, 2023

American English

A simplified version of regular English.

American English = English (Simplified)

by Klojhgfcvbn September 2, 2022

American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

Americans

Fat, lazy, shitheads who get everything they want, including diabetes.

Those Americans stole my mothers oil, then he raped her because she stole his McDonalds.

by Bbccuminmedaddynigger December 9, 2023

American chimney

The act of lighting of a bong while the end is up ur partners ass and quickly removing to still smoke it before it releases into the open air and breathing it into your partners mouth

“My boyfriend gave me an amazing American chimney last night”

by Mr.Ligma September 14, 2018

festive american

The politically correct term for a flamboyant gay man : )

Oooh . . . festive american, I love it.

by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 8, 2022

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023