The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.

Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

american hide and seek

it's a variable of hide and seek, but every time you find someone, you kiss them. You ask someone if they want to play when you want to make out with them.

hey, do you want to play american hide and seek? (please let's make out)

by aliciaisjustbored November 25, 2023

American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021

American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

by Bobesha June 25, 2020

Tylenol American

“Tylenol American” is slang term for an American individual with autism in regards to recent research connecting the consumption of Tylenol (acetaminophen) with increased risks for autism.

Pippa is a prime example of a proud Tylenol American.

by ya_homeboy_prophet October 4, 2025

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009