A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.
by TheTruthMustBeTold March 14, 2014
by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024
Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019
The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.
No your the cutieeeeee.
No your the cutieeeeee.
by Weedzon February 04, 2022
Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
by Sarah from Colorado July 17, 2015