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hold 5

Definition of hold 5 is to tell someone go fuck them selves or to hold dick
Shorty came at me tweaking so I told ha to hold 5 and get out my face
by Yvng_charx May 31, 2018
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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
mugGet the 5 Weeniesmug.

Erica 5-E

One of the nicest teachers in the school. Very chill unless you get her mad.
Today in class Erica 5-E made us write some short responses, then let us have some fun and play a game.
by TypeShitEnthusiast May 26, 2021
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Feburary 5

On February 5 You can beat you friends ass hard. Whenever you desire to.
If you are a male's and it's your birthday then you are will be a great Playboy.
Aah ! ma ass why god.
You know what it's FEBURARY 5 !
by SussybakaBOI March 19, 2023
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5.days.rating

She is amazing her rating videos are super fun to watch she is also very sweet and she should have 50K followers
by Javeyi November 7, 2021
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5 bugs

by Chillislave November 13, 2022
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When you're really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bored
you: wow i'm bored
you also: '"1!2@3#4$5%6¨7&8*9(0)qwertyuiop´`{asdfghjklç~^}\|zxcvbnm,<.>;:/?¹²³£¢¬§ªº°
by my completely real name September 26, 2022
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