Shut up retard

A great way to greet your boss or other superiors

Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!

by amoseboolsd September 08, 2023

Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024

HOLY RETARD

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.

Holy retard that is retarded

by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019

A Retardation

A group of two or more weebs is called a Retardation. they typically do not use deodorant and smell of death. avoid a Retardation at all costs.

Mark: oh no, its a buch of weebs!
Big Joey: that sir is a Retardation.
Mark: fuck off Joey

by TheHelpfulFlareon February 15, 2022

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. January 19, 2018

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 06, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 06, 2021