"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."
by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020

by Josueisadumbass May 1, 2019

by 2+3=5 July 6, 2019

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
ex.2
"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
ex.1
ex.1
ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?
ex.2
"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024

by Brookshire bro October 1, 2022
