Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

potato

A potato is a starchy plant that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable, otherwise known as the thickest and dryest veggie. It can be cooked and mashed aggressively to create a delicious creamy Thanksgiving or Christmas side dish.

"I play roblox while I eat potatoes."

by of course this is true January 6, 2022

Sexy potato

Also known as Qynn. A sexy potato is an extremely hot/sexy person

Look at that person over there they're such a sexy potato

by The10008whoran April 14, 2022

Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

king of the potato

A person who is short and cannot reach the top shelf.

Man, Garrett is such a King of the Potatoes.

by Nyxiii May 17, 2021

Hot Potato

A hot girl who has the personality of a potato

Jessica is hot, but she has no personality. She a hot potato

by Jwidhdisndh July 2, 2020

Iggy the potato

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen

have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!

by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021