Why is everyone leaving me all the time? Everyone is distancing themselves from me
You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause
You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause
by eSoap June 3, 2022
You've just spent all day in a Porsche, at the racetrack, with a professional driver coaching you around. It's 11PM now, you're in the hotel room, unable to sleep because your jaw hurts so much from the grin from hell you're stuck with now.
by runnamukk June 27, 2011
actual dumb stupid bitch who has no bangs at all and is in love with rem, she would suck that niggas dick for his pistachios.
by Actuallyalolicon December 17, 2018
If you were raised in New England, that thing your dad said so many times when you were growing up despite not actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
Kid: You can’t get there from here because they don’t let annoying people into the city, duh
by Leia Calumet May 18, 2022
Neo from 8th grade is one of the most obnoctious people on earth and if anyone says otherwise an alternate universe is created moments before and the words were never said.
by Dennis from ... grade June 4, 2020
When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
Oh, she was Working From Kayak.
Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021