Mini Mini Eggs

"Are They Mini Eggs,"
"No Look They Are Smaller"
" Must Be Mini Mini Eggs"
by A.E.G April 15, 2010
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When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 11, 2020
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Egg artillery

A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.

They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.

These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.
"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"

"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"
by Richterburg September 25, 2022
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Egg-Hider

Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. December 07, 2007
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anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024
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throwing eggs

When A girl is sending you signals that she wants to fuck. She wants her eggs fertilized. Only used by Huntington Beach locals
That hot chick at the bar is throwing eggs.
by Da leech October 05, 2017
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