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honkey donkey 

woooOoooOOoOoOoooOoo goes the honkey donkey

DONKER
wibbly wonkey donkey wonk goes the hobbly wobbly honkey donkey

Reverse donkey shitter

The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out
Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe

Swamp Donkey 

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.
I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

Succulent Donkey 

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"
Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

Swamp donkey 

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
Swamp donkey by The man17 June 11, 2018