childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

Bird

A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life

This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action

Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man

Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah

Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"

The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

Purr bird

A pervert because it gives the impression of them as they arelly are, someone who loves sex and pleasure and most people and is an all around nice person. They reject society's values because they know there stupid and as a result can have amazing sexual aventures and people in the know wish they were them.

He's a purr bird.

by The Fury 13 January 7, 2011

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

BIRD

Bird is the word the

Actually I think the word is BIRD !

by Watup Derby December 4, 2021

For the birds

Something that is unimportant, or is not worth your time.

"Tipping servers is for the birds"

by Imagination Monster January 21, 2024

Bird Racist

Someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species simply because they are a different species.

They were so rude to my bird, I think they might be a bird racist.

by the lesbian next door :) April 24, 2021