by cgjordan0 September 4, 2023
Get the chris omug. Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris has a massive cock
by anonymous December 8, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris Is That Nigga
by blacky444 June 9, 2022
Get the Chrismug. by Pusseater99 January 30, 2019
Get the Chrismug. an annoying kid who give me chorro . who thinks he’s the shit & doesn’t know how to wear air pods properly.
chris el pendejo
by da baddest 🤡👩🏻🦰💅🏼💪🏼 August 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
by BoohooHater October 3, 2022
Get the Chrismug.