When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.
Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!
Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.
Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.
by TheDavid02 June 04, 2011
(Abbreviated to FMPD) Someone who portrays themselves on Facebook completely differently to how they actually are/behave in real life.
i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities
i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities
"That Tommy has got serious Facebook Multiple Personality Disorder! Quiet as a mouse in real life... yet on FB he's the life and soul of the party..."
by BobajobRob February 07, 2012
When somebody tries to look up a friend on Facebook, only to find that they deleted their account without telling you, thus losing contact with them forever.
Mr. X: "Hey, I tried looking up John's profile but couldn't find it. Do you know what happened?"
Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."
Mrs. Y: "Yeah, he Dropped off the Facebook of the Earth."
by Dradisaulo August 01, 2012
f for facebook means fuck guys
by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020
Is Marvin a Singapore Buses Facebook Page?
by Singapore Buses June 04, 2020
A new psychiatric disorder, soon to be released in the DSM V, in which an adolescent becomes suicidal, fakes feeling suicidal, or reports homicidal ideation that is directly related to a series of facebook wall posts from said adolescents love interest, rivals, friends, or enemies. This syndrome often leads to a psychiatric admission, and treatment with Adderall, Lexapro, or both. Sadly.
Resident Doctor Smith: "Well, Connor, what brings you to the psychiatric emergency room today?"
Connor: "I cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks I'm gay, and she's sleeping with my cousin! I hate her! I have no reason to live!"
Resident Doctor Smith: "Connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. I am going to admit you to the Adolescent Psychiatry Inpatient Unit. You will need to be stabilized on Adderall and Lexapro, stat. And eat with a spork."
Connor: "I cut my wrists after my ex-girlfriend posted on my wall that she thinks I'm gay, and she's sleeping with my cousin! I hate her! I have no reason to live!"
Resident Doctor Smith: "Connor, you are suffering from facebook induced mood disorder. I am going to admit you to the Adolescent Psychiatry Inpatient Unit. You will need to be stabilized on Adderall and Lexapro, stat. And eat with a spork."
by Drs. Heather and McNamara April 07, 2011
When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.
facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"
unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...
unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...
by Izzytheshizzy December 27, 2011