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The name Steve depends all about the person. For example, not all Steve's are that bad. Take Steve Jobs for instance, (May he rest in peace) he was fine. But I definitely have met a couple dozen of Steve's that were the absolute worst goddamn motherf**kers in the history of all the earth. They were narcissistic, egocentric, homophobic, sexist, you name it. They were the type of people who would wank to two girls kissing. Absolute disgusting creeps. Then again, I have met a couple of steves who were loyal, empathetic, kind, the works. Basically the absolute opposite off the jagoffs I've met in my time. So if your name is Steve, and your pretty sure your not an A-Hole, your cool. We should hang out sometime and play video games like the broski's we are.
Ugh. That STEVE. What a jerk.
Hey Steve! Want to go to the arcade with us? We had a really fun time with you last time! Wow... That Steve... He's so cool!
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
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Steven is a a very strong person who just wants to be loved. Very athletic but loved weed also.His soulmate is most likely a beautiful girl named Ariel.
Hey did you see how steven catch the football? He is awesome in the field.
by wingstopeaterarie November 21, 2023
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Some of the best people in the world, the kind of person everyone likes. Kind, really smart, snarky, and funny. A good friend and a better boyfriend. May also have musical talent depending on which species of Steven, the organism is. Not to be confused with Stephen.
Sophie, in the middle of her conversation with James: " Hi Steven!"
Steven : "Oh hi! How did you do on your test?"
Sophie: "100! Thanks to your help!"
Steven: "Wow, you did great!"
One conversation later
Sophie: "Wow, Steven is so helpful... I think I have a crush on him..."
James: "I'm now gay and wish he would talk to me more"
by WiseWorder November 23, 2023
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A name used for a man that has no chin.
Oh my God. That man has no chin. He's a total Steven.
by Merian-webster November 28, 2023
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Steven S

Guy 1: russia
Steven S: Што вы кажаце, я не рускі
Guy 1: nuh uh
by Cool_guy1000 November 30, 2023
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Steven

One that has no chin.
Did you see that guy without a chin? I think he might be a steven
by Merian-webster December 3, 2023
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A Steven is an ugly smugly man who has Alopecia areata and no toes. Also known as the Cleft Foot Bandit. More Commonly called "Steven No Toes". You can often find Steven in his dirty bedroom with his little yippy dog that likes to smell his butt when hes had to much to drink. Steven is known to be lazy. Takes advantage of anyone who tries to help them. Steven is manipulative and abusive towards women and children. Stevens are just hurt people who like to hurt people. Steven is also another word for Bitch Ass MuthafuckAh. Can you blame them? They have no hair, no toes, no real reason to live. Steven should go home and live with his mommy.
As the kids walked through their field trip at the Mutter Museum, they came across a Steven and ran scared for their lives because the sight the weird looking human with no hair or toes was cringy.
by Humpty Dumpty Potato Head December 7, 2023
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