Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good

For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch

by Lyrinosis December 25, 2017

3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!

I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!

by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023

never punch

Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.

After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.

by Batreast1 July 07, 2017

Veggie punch

Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.

Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!

Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?

by Tiddles the explorer April 01, 2018

Three Punch Man

Basically, One Punch Man and Two Punch Man, except he's 1/3 of the strength of One Punch Man and can kill anything in 3 hits. Ps. Two Punch Man has half the power of One Punch Man. He's just a weaker version.

Three Punch Man is basically one punch man and 2 punch man but weaker.

by TheAngryNerd May 15, 2019

Fruit Punch

When one mixes various fruit flavoured lubes and begins fisting their partner.

I gave my girlfriend a fruit punch in the ass as she sat on my face.

by Pizzaboy58 December 19, 2017

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.

‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”

by kirby1000 May 30, 2022