So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.
Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.
by Billcody33 October 17, 2020
mugGet the So-straightmug.

The straights

Slang for *those* straight people. Generally not used for all straight people Just ones who are Homophobic and make breeding/being homophobic their personality.
"Eww the straights found my post! they're commenting my pronouns are nor/mal"

I went to my cousins wedding yesterday, There were a ton of the straights there asking me when I'm going to get a wife and kids 🤮
by tempestACAB August 12, 2021
mugGet the The straightsmug.

straight to face

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face
by Kildonon February 19, 2018
mugGet the straight to facemug.

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
mugGet the Twisted straightmug.

Straight Shamer

A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.
TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗

TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.
mugGet the Straight Shamermug.

straight

scum of the earth usually applies to men cause they aren't shit
Me: What sexuality are you?

You: Straight.

Me: I think im gonna be sick...
by Teriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 11, 2022
mugGet the straightmug.

Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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