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Michael

me: i love my boyfriend
other: michael?
me: yeah
by lillianiangrai November 22, 2023
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Michael Meci

Is over all a dick. Smart in some things and like to live life to the fullest. Cough also ugly
what a asshole you are Michael Meci
by me Michael February 25, 2020
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Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
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Michael

BUDDYS GOT THE FATTEST COCK OF THE CENTURY BRO ON GOD
DUDE A FUCK NIGGA BRO HE A LEGEND
TALL ASS MFS BRO FAT COCK
Girl 1: Damn, this guys got a big dick...
Girl 2: Must be a Michael!
Guy 1:Fuck that nigga michael
by ralph3988 September 19, 2022
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Michael

Michael is one of the most charismatic people you will ever meet. He will always be there for you no matter what, and will always listen to what you have to say. At first he may come off blunt when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will shortly find out that he has a huge heart and really cares. He can be stubborn and LOVES to be right, but you will love him no matter what. He has the most beautiful eyes and fluffy hair. His personality is one of a kind and you wont ever find someone like him, its hard not to fall for a Michael, and once you do, its near to impossible to get over him. You can go on for hours talking to him and wont get bored. He has a deep and calming voice that will never fail to give you butterfly's. He has the amazing most contagious smile, even though he doesn't agree and has low self esteem he is really one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet, any time you feel like crying or you feel sad he will cheer you up and put a smile on your face. If you have a Michael in your life, just know that you are a lucky person, and never loose him.
Girl 1: Michael is one of the best people I've ever met, I cant get my mind off him.
by mialovesmike<3 June 27, 2022
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Michael

Michael has "You're welcome syndrome", he always expects a thank you when doing the smallest of tasks. He also has anger issues as he can't take impostors as a game. Kid gets angry at fortnite and starts arguments, don't understand that he's the real problem, still thinks shayla loves him.
Harry: *sits in silence, playing a game and gets shot at*
Michael: *notices and shoots the enemy*
Harry: *gets the enemy low*
Michael: *steals the kill* YOURE WELCOME HARRY
by Cray Cray Zoey November 9, 2021
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Michael Bannon

TRYHARD. "ATHLETE". IS IN LOVE WITH FLAT PANCAKES IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. CLASSIC WHITE BOY WHO PLAYS FOOTBALL.
That prick is such a Michael Bannon dude.
by #honestperson May 16, 2019
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