Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

co-sibling-in-law

The spouse of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

law of segregation

during gamete formation the alleles for each gene segregate from each other so that each gamete carries only one allele for each gene.

Hey lad wanna Know the Law of segregation.

by 420LAD$$ August 18, 2017

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

co-great-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.

My co-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

great-great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandniece.

My great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021