Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.

I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.

by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020

Jove Dance

When two married men and two married women gather around an Inflatable pool filled with each others pee and jump in one at a time. This is commonly practised in Romania, to symbolise how love should cross paths with everybody, no matter the situation.

I can't wait for us to have a blast in this Jove Dance!

by JJSLIDA-JOYCONBOYZ November 29, 2023

Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

chocolate tunnel tongue dancing

Another word for tossing salad or oral anal copulation.

Honey it's time for some chocolate tunnel tongue dancing!

by Oldworldman January 19, 2018

Dance Macabre

1. A dance of the dead, Usually used in 14th Century folk tales
2. A piece of orchestral music by Camille Saint Saëns

The dance macabre was hella creepy

by Im not doing a handle tbh mate November 5, 2023

moe dancing

a dance in which a student, with a light but visible moe, touches his moe and moves it to the beat, to the beat of rons beatboxing. the only person who does not enjoy moe dancing is the garvacious garvey. The two main participants in moe dancing is seppi and moe. to find out more about these moe dancers check out moe and seppi and beatboxer ron

seppi and moe had the most difficult moe dancing session ever

by ronny irani January 22, 2004

Break Dancing Bowser

A term used to define that one friend in your group who cannot dance to save their lives.

John: Oh God, Ricky's about to start dancing
*Ricky does some lame ass dance move*
John: He's such a break dancing bowser

by NasaGal March 6, 2019