When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.
Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!
by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008
Get the Pocket Callmug. Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
Get the useless as a call-centre operativemug. by spaceywashere July 27, 2023
Get the hugga lugga lugga callmug. 
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<.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Have An Idea That Is free Of Thought, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Light Blulb<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Have An Idea That Is free Of Thought, What Am I Called? The Interpretation: A Light Blulb<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Aznative August 19, 2021
Get the False callmug. .
Person 343: Ryu (Capcom's Street Fighter) Is A Telefang Character Called Osio: The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Get the Ryu (Capcom's Street Fighter) Is A Telefang Character Called Osio: The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug.