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Apple Grommets

Apple Air Pods. Those ridiculous looking ear buds that look like half Q tips is hanging out of your ear.

Users think they're cool, but to everybody else, you look stupid.
Photos of people wearing these will appear in future comedy's how's documenting embarrassing fashions of the past.
Hey baby! Are those Q Tips or Apple Grommets stuck in your ears?
by Malibu Stacy's New Hat November 24, 2018
mugGet the Apple Grommetsmug.

Apple

Once i ate an apple and my dicc shrunk to the size of an ant i ate another. And it became the size of a fucking train hide ur girl i rek her puss puss i name it osama bin laden eat apples and get a big red apple dick
-Biggie cheez
by Biggie cheez August 30, 2017
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A BLUE AND WHITE FRUIT THAT IS RELATED TO BILL COSBEY AND EATS ELECTRONIC TOASTERS. IF YOU EAT AN APLLE YOU WILL BECOME PURPLE. APPLES ARE BETTER THAN BLUEBERRIES AND ORANGES BECAUSE THOSE FRUITS CANT TO YOGA!
Kid- Whoa that apple knows Bill Cosby.
Apple- Ya want some Weed.
by AflackToasterhahahahaha May 19, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

apple

USED FOR RETARDED ACTIONS. BEATING UP CHILDREN E.T.C
I WILL APPLE U!
by MANIMAN May 30, 2016
mugGet the applemug.

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?
If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
mugGet the Alice Green Apple Gummymug.

Eve Apple

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."
by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019
mugGet the Eve Applemug.

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
mugGet the Floating Applemug.

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