Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game
by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018
Get the American Dreammug. by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021
Get the American Slavmug. A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
Get the American Pie Expressmug. A board game that smokes and made with paper fire work if you win as player 1 as muahlonnbe. Player 2 board game piece MEXIT TOEHUN blows up if you lose as player 2 as MEXIT TOEHUN. If player 1 lose then the board game say game over muahlonnbe. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBEXplosion board game live a board game that smokes explosions face to face off war battle street party talks to you. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 5, 2022
Get the Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBExplosionmug. When you go beyond magyverng something. Fix something with duck tape, safety pin, paperclip or hot glue.
by HuStLeLaYnE23 December 14, 2021
Get the Afro-American engineeredmug. A person who should be banned from Earth, is a psychopath, does things no one ever does, and is just plain dumb.
A person who puts cereal before the milk
A person who puts cereal before the milk
by Scrolte February 6, 2024
Get the Americanmug. A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.
this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.
this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.
this is a form of domination pleasure.
your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.
this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.
this is a form of domination pleasure.
your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"
by A mentally ill person February 16, 2022
Get the American ass friesmug.