cheese cake

When an albino person takes a dump

That albino took a cheese cake in the toilet

by shanty clause March 24, 2008

Talking Cheese

When someone is insulting you or talking behind your back trying to start stuff with you.

Closely related to talking smack

Bro: "Man, you're such a faggot!"
You: "Why you gotta be talking cheese, man!? You wanna fight?"

by Nopatophopanop November 16, 2011

Grilled Cheese

Semen which, when ejaculated from the male erotic organ, is extremely "murky", "thick", or "chunky"; appearing to have the consistency of "Grilled Cheese."

Often used in conjunction with the words "sandwich", "party", or "adventure", it first appeared in modern literature around 325 AD during the Council of Nicaea when St. Alexander of Alexandria remarked to then Emperor, Constantine, that "Thine sinful Arians hast befouled our church in a manner which resembles the dripping of *grilled cheese* upon the forehead of a young concubine."

"That grilled cheese was Awesome."

He smothered her with copious amounts of grilled cheese.

"Your hands smell like grilled cheese.."

by Insesht September 13, 2011

dog cheese

Dog cheese can also be reffered to as cheese. Cheese in this sense is a pile of crap, shit or manure.

im gonna fling this dog cheese at that window

by Christine Andrews June 11, 2006

Make Cheese

To "make cheese" is synonymous with to "go down on." Need I say more?

Melvin: I'd make cheese for her any day.

by Wacktackular January 24, 2009

Fumunda Cheese

A distinct cheesy smell coming from the scrotal area.

"Hi Garett", said Kyle
"Well hello Kyle", said Garett
"What is that cheesey smell about you?", questions Kyle
"Why, thats Fumunda Cheese. Its from under your balls!" proclaimed Garett

by Ky April 19, 2004

human cheese

When a guy has anul with a girl and cum's in her butt and keeps thrusting and the cum rolls up into a sting and the guy picks it out and rolls it into a ball and makes the girl eat it.

Roel made maritza eat his human cheese.

by Michael Mendiondo November 18, 2004