Simp

Anyone named Jaden Burke.

“I’ve heard that there’s a simp amongst us.”
“You mean Jaden?”

by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 21, 2020

simp

ris

"yeah ris is a fucking simp lol"

by marshallpenis September 7, 2020

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for moi

Airon is a simp

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020

Simp

Jamie Dunne

You know Jamie, he's a simp

by JamieIsASimp January 22, 2020

Simp

Mattie

Mattie is a simp

by 69minecraftboi69 May 30, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who puts his females before the boys.

"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him

by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023