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Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.
Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”
by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020
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Hey look it’s a Brycen (simp)
by Billy bobsled January 23, 2020
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A Simp Mans, basically a manz who’s obsessed wit gyal, n puts dem first b4 antg n can’t get dem outta Dey head 247, a simp mans can do a variety of tings all at once: a nice guy( who does tings 4 others, especially women, but can’t for himself,) the nosy mf(always givin too much attention, askin what da 🐕 doin everyday, how her day was, what she ate etc.) lame 🥷🏽( has poor game, can’t entertain thru txt or call and Makes no moves at the end of the day, this mf could be talkin for 3 months and no link is secured) this mf keeps getting ghosted no matter how he tries. Ayt dats it keep scrolling
How long u been talkin to her,” “ we’ll about a month and a ha-“ “AND STILL NO LINK, fam ur a simp mans💀”
by Castlecrasher13 August 4, 2022
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omg look it's aubrey simping over a new boy
by aubreyyy_laurenttt March 27, 2020
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Fan fiction simp

When u don’t like human you only like fan fiction like Draco malfoy or heathers
by Supersammy2008 February 8, 2021
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Simp is a worthless mf who has no life and is a tier 3 sub and this mf PAYS FOR A ONLY FANS.......
Simp Yo that guy is simpin ey this guy is a loser
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respect woman ≠ simpery.
"Lily keeps rejecting me, she's all like "Nate stop asking me out its creepy" and I was all like no, I love you and I just bought you car even tho we are not dating."

Nate is a simp
by Carmen Sandiego... April 21, 2021
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