Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
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Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.
Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie
by Myell98 July 21, 2018
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September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023
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30 days straight

Lyrics from "Bitch let's do it" by Youngboy Never Broke Again that got me dancin like
"30 days straight I ain't slept from 2 to 3"
"yb better"
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When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
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Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.
"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)
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straight-dogging

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg
a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro
by the apls_ January 8, 2022
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