Mystic Flour Cookie

First beast cookie in cookie run kingdom. Opposite of dark cacao cookie. Has the light of apathy

Mystic flour cookie has apathy

by y is it called pseudonym April 4, 2025

Digestive cookies

Special offers

I got some great Digestive cookies

by Cody5050 June 25, 2022

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.

"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."

by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019

someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

Pulled a cookie

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off

Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018