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Jesus

He is so funny and a loyal person and he can be rude but he still nice you should be happy you have a Jesus in your life!!! LIKE ME๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘€
Your life changes when you see a boy named Jesus๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
by Aislinn_forever November 7, 2019
mugGet the Jesusmug.

Jesus

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jesus=Shrek
by Hugh Cockiner September 6, 2021
mugGet the Jesusmug.

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.
Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.
by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025
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Jesus Cruz

1. Is a millionaire

2. Married to Virginia Lopez

3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018
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Jesus Duck

SlavicNickolaiโ€™s pet and prized possession
Jesus Duck is FUCKING SWAG AS SHIT
by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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Jesus. H Christ

Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

That is how mafia works.
by joeweller53 January 20, 2019
mugGet the Jesus. H Christmug.

Rave Jesus

you basically grab your nearest metal head that has a beard and long hair and throw them in a rave (specifically at a cosplay convention) Give them a little spike-glowstick crown like Jesus and give something to drink like alcohol and BOOM you got your self a rave Jesus
Guy 1: GUYS LOOK, ITS THE RAVE JESUS!!
everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rave Jesus: *passed out on the floor*
by goth_jesus April 8, 2024
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