Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
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Jake

He is the stupidest person in the whole world
Omg he is so jake
by Caden faris August 27, 2018
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bernie jake

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.
He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake
by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021
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Jake

A man who is Either very kind or drinks bang energy they are always doing something stupid but always love their friends
My name is jake” “I love you
by Skiddle_balls0 November 21, 2021
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Jake

Jake is a douche bag.
by Jacobias October 13, 2019
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Jake Paul

Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.
Dude you are acting like such a Jake Paul
by JewishSeal July 30, 2019
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jake

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.
by FlossyGurl April 10, 2017
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