Trophy Shit

The shit you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you're so proud at how long it is and that it isn't broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.

Holy shit!!! It's a trophy shit!!

by Nanny Girl September 1, 2009

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Flamin Shits

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

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Shit Vomit

The rare timing of when poison leaves your body from both orfaces. Extra points for doing it at the same time.

Shit Vomit; Shit after vomiting or vomiting after shitting. It doesnt count if at anytime you leave the bathroom.

by Jebony March 6, 2010

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Shit Towel

1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.

2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.

ex.

Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.

or

jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"

by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009

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